Boris Johnson on Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall (2005)
"As for Hugh Fearnley-bloody-Whittingstall, he's got a lot to answer for. That man has persuaded thousands of innocent people to pick nettles and boil them up in the delusion that they are making something fit for consumption."
Boris Johnson on Jamie Oliver (2006)
Boris Johnson has sacked 18 of Gordon Ramsay's chefs who had been hired to cook at the Beijing olympics. Boris said that employing the chefs trained by TV celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay was "an unnecessary extravagance."
I knew that Boris would come up with something that I would approve of. And here it is. Long live the great struggle agianst the egg-whisk wielding thugs of tellyland. Forward Mayor Boris to soggy vegetables, burnt toast and victory. Hurrah! (Image by Von Pip)