That's it folks. I'm off on my hols and there aint no blond hair-sprouting, Latin-spouting, knife-crime fearmongering, playing-field selling, million-pound squandering Bandersnatch who's going to stop me.
So unless Boris instigates a regional conflict from the deck of his Mediterranean yacht then I'm not going to hear, think, or speak of the man for the next two weeks.
In the meantime, I suggest you re-navigate your browsers to the ever-excellent Dave Hill and Boris Watch who I'm sure will be continuing to pick up his many disasters and/or triumphs.
I will be off walking in the Corsican Mountains again, so I won't be anywhere near a phone let alone a high-speed broadband connection for around a couple of weeks.
In the meantime if you want to send any stories, tip-offs or commissions then just use the usual address and I will slog through them all when I get back.
Thanks again to all the people who have taken the time to do just that over the last few months. It's only because of all your work that I have been able to keep this blog going. Speak to you all soon...