How many Tories does it take to change a light bulb? I've got absolutely no idea, but whatever the number, it's very expensive.
An invoice from Boris Johnson's election expenses shows that our new value-for-money Mayor paid £246 for the changing of just eight light bulbs in his campaign headquarters.
The bulbs which cost a total of just £17 to purchase, apparently took six hours to screw in at a going rate of £28.98 an hour.
Now if Boris Johnson had only given the Troll a call, he would have saved himself a few bob.
But like the £40,000 wasted on bluewashing the Mayor's website, the Market seems to have failed Red Boris once again.