Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Richard Barnbrook becomes latest Victim of Crime

After David Cameron's claim that a man tried to push him off his bike, the BNP's Richard Barnbrook is the latest politician to fall victim to the *OUT OF CONTROL LONDON CRIME WAVE*

According to a GLA source, Richard was relaxing with a drink in the Horniman Pub at the Hays Galleria near City Hall when:

'at approximately 22:30 hours he discovered that his wallet, mobile phone and a quantity of paperwork were missing from his jacket.'

Oh dear. Was it your round by any chance Richard?


Have you been watching Wally? Do you drink in his new local too? Do you know what happened to Dicky's phone? If so the Troll would really like to hear from you...


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I though he's quit the devil's juice

The Troll said...

Has he? Maybe he was on the tomato juice .

Chris said...

Or a banana smoothie perhaps ;)

The Troll said...

I'm sure he would be happy with just about any kind of fruit juice

Tom said...

He's the designated driver of the BNP's cardboard panzer, I thought?

The Troll said...

Here he is on the way to pick up the lads from BNP HQ:

Pic

Tom said...

'Out of my way, fortitude-free lackeys of political correctness'

prj45 said...

Apparently he was asked to buy a round of these, but he refeused because he was convinced it was just made up:

http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=5881

angelneptunestar said...

This is really funny.

The Troll said...

Hell's Bells! It's a shame they didn't get that drinks license at the Red, White and Blue fest.