After David Cameron's claim that a man tried to push him off his bike, the BNP's Richard Barnbrook is the latest politician to fall victim to the *OUT OF CONTROL LONDON CRIME WAVE*
According to a GLA source, Richard was relaxing with a drink in the Horniman Pub at the Hays Galleria near City Hall when:
'at approximately 22:30 hours he discovered that his wallet, mobile phone and a quantity of paperwork were missing from his jacket.'
Oh dear. Was it your round by any chance Richard?
Have you been watching Wally? Do you drink in his new local too? Do you know what happened to Dicky's phone? If so the Troll would really like to hear from you...