I'm not saying Boris can't keep his word but...
- Mayor for War becomes Mayor for Peace
- Plinth hero knocked off his perch
- Doubled bus fares become doubled over
- No airport expansion turned mid air
- Scrap the extension pledge scrapped
- No Kent Airport unless there is
- Immigrant amnesty handed over
- Smoking referendums go up in smoke
Do you think I've missed any? More in the comments.