Boris Johnson's team encouraged a GLA investigation into the Labour group at City Hall after they dared to publish a critical report on his first year in power.
The report set out where Boris has failed to meet manifesto promises and where they believe his agenda for London is wrong.
The Mayor's office have also published their own report on why Boris has succeeded in his first year and why they believe his agenda for London is right.
Yet for some reason, the Mayor's office accuse the Labour group of "mis-using resources" for daring to publish their own version of events.
They complain that this political group should not have produced this political account and that their press officers should not have distributed this press briefing to the press!
Others have had their email accounts trawled through and been warned not to pass unflattering photographs to the press.
The City Hall monitoring officer has since decided in favour of the Mayor's office, although no official sanctions have yet been taken.
For this reason I am unable to show you this highly seditious and traitorous document.
However, if you dare to consider whether our Dear Leader has done anything wrong in the past year, then feel free to have a look through the archives on this blog.
I will not censor your comments, nor will I launch the might of London's legal profession against you.
However if you question my supreme jurisdiction in any way then I may have to take further undisclosed action against you. Be warned mine subjects.